You need something?
I'll get it for you.
You have a problem?
I can solve it.
That's why they come to me. By "they" I mean every kid in school. First graders up to eighth graders. Everyone comes to me for help, and most of the time I am happy to provide it. For a small fee of course. My office is located in the East Wing boy's bathroom, fourth stall from the high window. My office hours are during early recess, lunch, and afternoon recess. Sometimes I do pro bono work. I don't know why free is called pro bono, but it is. If your situation seems important enough, I just may offer my services without the usual fees of money or favors.
I'll get it for you.
You have a problem?
I can solve it.
That's why they come to me. By "they" I mean every kid in school. First graders up to eighth graders. Everyone comes to me for help, and most of the time I am happy to provide it. For a small fee of course. My office is located in the East Wing boy's bathroom, fourth stall from the high window. My office hours are during early recess, lunch, and afternoon recess. Sometimes I do pro bono work. I don't know why free is called pro bono, but it is. If your situation seems important enough, I just may offer my services without the usual fees of money or favors.